Tumor Fruit

I drink because these books have probably sold more copies than mine have:

tumorfruit

 

“The air they breathe is lethal, there is no shelter from the elements, and the only food they have to consume is the colorful squid-shaped tumors that grow from a mentally disturbed woman’s body.”

 

Ah.

 

unicorn

 

“After a major breakup with his ex-boyfriend, Adam takes a spur of the moment trip to Finland! On his surprise Nordic vacation, Adam goes kayaking through the labyrinth of lakes and discovers a beast he never knew existed! A Dark Unicorn! Something about this creature brings out his wildest and darkest fantasies which he wants to make a reality!”

 

Of course.

 

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