- Remove nail polish from grout
- Get paint off living room lamps
- Unclog 2 stories’ worth of laundry from chute (laundry which is NOT MINE)
- Bleach upstairs bathroom
- Pick up glass in yard
- Mop ceiling
- Remove paint from floors and windows
Sounds like a list one might have after a big party. NOPE. This is my house, as it came to me.