Murder.

I love my people. And I hate them. And I typically want to murder them more than half the time.
[9:09] 
jack: this is amazing
[9:09] 
but i don’t even know what prompted this


edat [9:09 PM] 
<sigh>
[9:09] 
just a moment, you’ll appreciate it


edat [9:09] 
which personality trait fits me best?
flirtatious
protective
hot-headed
shy

there is no “all of them” option, lol


jerk [9:04 PM] 
flirtatious
protective

jerk [9:05 PM] 
what is that for? 0.o


edat [9:05 PM] 
http://www.playbuzz.com/…/what-mythical-creature-are-you-mo…
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What Mythical Creature Are You Most Like?
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March 27th, 2015 at 10:18 AM

SERIOUS BUSINESS, JERK GAWD


jerk [9:05 PM] 
lol >.<


edat [9:05 PM] 
i’ll go with protective
[9:06] 
shit.
[9:06] 
SHIT.
[9:06] 
Congratulations you’re a pixie! These cheeky and flirtatious creatures are often finding themselves in trouble. Pixies are drawn to horses, above all other animals. You take kindly to consideration and you are angered by neglect.
[9:06] 
FUCK YOU, TEST


jerk [9:06 PM] 
LOL


edat [9:06 PM] 
“congratulations” and “you’re a pixie” do not belong in the same goddamn sentence!
edat [9:07 PM] 
fuck
[9:07] 
FUCK
[9:07] 
adl;skjfadsl;jfsda;klfj


jerk [9:07 PM] 
tis okay m’lady


edat [9:07 PM] 
<murder>


jack [9:11 PM] 
uh, ok, reading through this, a few corrections:
a) you do not get to check “shy”
b) the rest of that’s pretty good
c) it’s ok darling

[Audible snarl from me]


jack [9:12 PM] 
i just turned around and sent this to jerk:
Jack [9:11 PM]
if i die, erin did it
new messages
jerk [9:11 PM]
I’ve always figured that would be how you go

Jerk helpfully made an image:

BUT DID IT END THERE? NO!

 

jim [11:36 PM] 
edat i would ask for plz explain but
http://whydoesedardrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2161582-300px_high_pixie.png (72KB)

[11:37] 
⁠⁠Pretty explanitory⁠⁠

jackass [11:37 PM] 
i mean there was a whole post explaining that one

jim [11:37 PM] 
i know

[11:37] 
i spat my drink out laughing

jackass [11:37 PM] 
tbh i’m surprised she allowed that convo and didn’t censor the name i used

jim [11:37 PM] 
i think she tried

[11:37] 
it appeared as jerk a few times

jackass [11:37 PM] 
oh, no

jim [11:37 PM] 
unless that was someone else

jackass [11:37 PM] 
that was @jerk

jim [11:37 PM] 
KEK

jackass [11:37 PM] 
i was saying the name i used for ⁠⁠her⁠⁠

[11:37] 
point (c)

[11:38] 
she made me swear to never use that term for her in front of anyone else because she didn’t want it to get out, and i have not – and i am still not here – but like, i didn’t leak it :stuck_out_tongue:

jim [11:39 PM] 
i value my life too much

[11:39] 
she knows where i live

jackass [11:39 PM] 
see?

[11:39] 
nobody wants to say it

jim [11:39 PM] 
and i have a healthy respect for her

[11:39] 
because i would kill for less

edat [11:44 PM] 
jack you already know you’re dead, you have nothing to live for anymore

jackass [11:44 PM] 
o.O it’s like you know me

kekdar [11:44 PM] 
may as well get it out of your system

jerk [11:44 PM] 
dak we could make a poster!

jackass [11:44 PM] 
wait

[11:44] 
⁠⁠is that permission?⁠⁠

jerk [11:45 PM] 
it sounded like it

edat [11:46 PM] 
THAT IS NOT PERMISSION

[11:46] 
you assholes

[11:46] 
bring me more chocolate before i kill you with my brain

jerk [11:46 PM] 
edat [23:46]
THAT IS PERMISSION

[11:47] 
thanks!

edat [11:47 PM] 
i know where you live, asshole.

jackass [11:47 PM] 
i saw it too

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