Gullibility

I am a bad person.

 

11:15PM
lkreft
How do you feel about vegetables?

me:
terrified. i had a really traumatic experience with a rutabaga when i was four.

lkreft:
Well nevermind then.

 

me:
worse, i lived in the middle of a cornfield for 18 years.
you don’t escape that shit unscathed.
and don’t get me started on… zucchini.

lkreft:

 

me:
and pumpkins? PUMPKINS?!?!?!
are you joking with me right now? “pumpkin?”

 

lkreft:
Show me on the anatomically correct doll where the zucchini touched you.

 

me:

lol
i like vegetables, you nutter.
i was strict vegetarian for a decade
still mostly am

 

lkreft:

… you’re horrid.
And just for that I’m not telling you what brought it up in the first place.

 

me:

aw.

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