I am a bad person.
How do you feel about vegetables?
terrified. i had a really traumatic experience with a rutabaga when i was four.
Well nevermind then.
worse, i lived in the middle of a cornfield for 18 years.
you don’t escape that shit unscathed.
and don’t get me started on… zucchini.
and pumpkins? PUMPKINS?!?!?!
are you joking with me right now? “pumpkin?”
Show me on the anatomically correct doll where the zucchini touched you.
i like vegetables, you nutter.
i was strict vegetarian for a decade
still mostly am
… you’re horrid.
And just for that I’m not telling you what brought it up in the first place.