Category: Fun

I Know A Guy

(07:58:38 PM) tsewell: I need a good pair of pliers (07:58:50 PM) me: hm. that i don’t have, but setups would. (07:58:52 PM) tsewell: The alternative is that I can just remove the top of the desk itself. (07:58:57 PM) me: lol (07:59:02 PM) me: rlong has a leatherman (07:59:03 PM) me: big enough? (07:59:09 PM) tsewell: Not sure. (07:59:12… Read more →

LiveJournal Post from 2008

I’m going through and adding some of the LJ posts I want to keep to my other blog, and came across this one, which will be appreciated by many here:   Things We Are Not Allowed to Do in the IT Industry August 15th, 2008 (04:20 am) Tags: funny Scott R. sent me this link today. I rofl’d. It’s Monday,… Read more →

Gullibility

I am a bad person.   11:15PM lkreft How do you feel about vegetables? me: terrified. i had a really traumatic experience with a rutabaga when i was four.  lkreft: Well nevermind then.   me: worse, i lived in the middle of a cornfield for 18 years. you don’t escape that shit unscathed. and don’t get me started on…… Read more →

Our new business endeavor

(09:28:34 PM) tkillian: We should make our own bakery (09:28:44 PM) tkillian: and sell happy cupcakes that make people happy (09:28:58 PM) tkillian: secret ingredient is Viagra (09:29:00 PM) edarling: caitlin can help (09:29:01 PM) edarling: oh (09:29:22 PM) tkillian: made with a little extra love :heart: (09:29:49 PM) nmiller: pinch of molly (09:30:03 PM) tkillian: Molly and Viagra (09:30:13… Read more →

Public Schools

(09/27/2015 05:15:23 PM) edar: burrito del mar, extra guac please and thank you! (05:15:43 PM) edar: beans instead of rice (05:15:45 PM) edar: because i’m picky (05:15:47 PM) edar: apparently (05:15:58 PM) cal: omrgerd (05:16:06 PM) edar: I WANT IT TO BE SERVED AT 189 DEGREES (05:16:09 PM) edar: on a pony (05:16:12 PM) cal: … (05:16:14 PM) edar: wearing… Read more →

Valerie

Oh, Valerie – you adorable little pudding pie. Your random, completely a-propos-of-nothing comments are a thing to behold. Truly.   (05:36:07 PM) Valerie May: If you want to take a nap under your cube, you can use my blanket. It’s super soft. I also have a couple of plushies you can use a pillow.   (09:18:53 PM) Valerie May: I was going… Read more →

Funny Doctors

For months, I had more-extreme-than-usual photosensitivity – to the point where driving at night was impossible due to the pain from oncoming headlights. As an afterthought while at the doctor, I asked: Me: Hey… could you look up my nose? Him: Why, did you put a toy truck up there? Ha, ha. I love my doc, I really do –… Read more →