Category: Confusing Things

Confusing Bro Moments

One of my favorite bartenders also frequents his own establishment in his off-hours. We’ve gotten to know each other a bit, buy each other drinks, the usual thing. He’s my bro, my buddy; I’d be his wingman anytime. A couple of weeks back, I was sitting at a table with work buds, and he came up and talked to us… Read more →


Oh, Valerie – you adorable little pudding pie. Your random, completely a-propos-of-nothing comments are a thing to behold. Truly.   (05:36:07 PM) Valerie May: If you want to take a nap under your cube, you can use my blanket. It’s super soft. I also have a couple of plushies you can use a pillow.   (09:18:53 PM) Valerie May: I was going… Read more →

Shanks McGee

(09:42:18 PM) vmay: edar: Why do you like being a super? (09:42:48 PM) vmay: It can’t be that great babysitting us. (09:43:09 PM) ecraig: nice rlong (09:43:22 PM) ecraig: and wat vmay? I’m the most fun to babysit (09:43:30 PM) vmay: Haha. No (09:45:05 PM) edar: vmay: When I lived in Seattle, one of my jobs was as a motorcycle… Read more →

ecraig, part next

(11:01:17 PM) ecraig: we discussed this one time while I shared the ins and outs of coffee (11:01:56 PM) ecraig: ask mmaiville, jankney and jreal about coffee (11:02:16 PM) mmaiville: please don’t 🙁 (11:02:21 PM) dasinger: (11:02:33 PM) ecraig: I LOVE THAT TUNE (11:02:54 PM) edar: some of you were there for the time ecraig described my living room… Read more →

Not my night

Whenever I invite Corey out, he always asks, “so who all is going?” because he is so cool, he must ensure it’s worth his while to show up, and evidently, I, by myself, am not worth his time. Monday night, I was shooting some pool at one bar, when Corey Kelly called and asked me to go to a different bar… Read more →

Grammar and Correct Spelling (or the lack entirely thereof)

(11:48:56 PM) JJ: I’m on the edar didn’t sleep time for bed old train (11:48:59 PM) ***JJ rubs eyes (11:49:06 PM) rlong: whimps (11:49:11 PM) edar: *wimps (11:49:30 PM) fort: you’re correcting spelling, you can go to the bar (11:49:39 PM) JJ: your* (11:49:51 PM) bmccormick: *yer (11:49:58 PM) mworgesscarveth: JJ: *yore (11:50:00 PM) JJ: *u (11:50:03 PM) JJ: r… Read more →

“Recovery” in the loosest possible sense

(11:17:04 PM) topmeh: 2014-11-29 23:16:46 [7458] 1XuhmM-0005EZ-R1 Berkeley DB error: PANIC: fatal region error detected; run recovery (11:17:08 PM) topmeh: dafuq is that exim (11:17:35 PM) topmeh: thats why the exim man log is 5G (11:17:38 PM) topmeh: i’ve (11:17:41 PM) topmeh: never seen that (11:17:41 PM) Jim Alligator Hayhurst: <spit-take> (11:17:43 PM) topmeh: have u? (11:17:49 PM) mod_ponyo: once.… Read more →

Customer Praise

We got this thank-you note from a customer today. I’m not entirely sure what the ASCII art is. Best guess? A stoat standing on its tail. To the Whole Team… Did I tell you how awesome you guys are? Really.. friggen unbelievable. You ALL know exactly how to fix things and get it done right! Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving!… Read more →