Category: Booze

There is a fine line between caring and stalking

I love our facilities teammates – they’re the only adults this place has, and they know how to do EVERYTHING. Recently, I sent out an email to All The People, beseeching them to please not be disorderly, disgusting, poo-flinging baboons. Imagine trying to keep 400+ nerds fed, powered, lit, organized, coffeed, creamered, sugared, cleaned-up-after, carpeted, ceilinged, painted, ice-free, plowed, not… Read more →

On My To-Do List

Remove nail polish from grout Get paint off living room lamps Unclog 2 stories’ worth of laundry from chute (laundry which is NOT MINE) Bleach upstairs bathroom Pick up glass in yard Mop ceiling Remove paint from floors and windows Sounds like a list one might have after a big party. NOPE. This is my house, as it came to… Read more →

If I’m correct…

Actual admin reply to customer, in part:   “From what I understand, you’re running a WordPress site on a rather large server – 128G from what it looks like, if I’m correct… I, of course, have no idea what size server is actually possible.”   ░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▄███▄ ░░░░░▄▀▀░░░░░░░▐░▀██▌ ░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄███░▌▀▀░▀█ ░░▄█░░▄▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▄▐░░░░█▌ ░▐█▀▄▀▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▌░░░░░▐█▄ ░▌▄▄▀▀░░░░░░░░▌░░░░▄███████▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐░░░░▐███████████▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐░░░░▐█████████████▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░░░▐██████████████▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄████████████████▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀██████▀▀▀▀█▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▀▄▀░▀██▀▀▀▄▄▄▀█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▀░░░░██▌ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄▀ Read more →