Category: Bad Things That Exist

Safety Glasses

Hilarious Medical TMI Ahead, fair warning. I’m getting my endometrial lining nuked from orbit and am having my tubes essentially tied, because I’m sick and tired of bleeding for a quarter of my life. Part of the process of having that done is to have a uterine ultrasound, which involves images taken externally and internally. The ultrasound tech was friendly,… Read more →

Because Work

Because: Instead of backing up an account, we deleted it. (no backups were present) Instead of charging the right customer, we charged the wrong one. (The wrong one noticed) Instead of creating a migration ticket for right customer, we scared the pants off the wrong one. Instead of deleting the account the customer asked us to delete, we deleted the main (wrong) one. (no backups were… Read more →

Tumor Fruit

I drink because these books have probably sold more copies than mine have:   “The air they breathe is lethal, there is no shelter from the elements, and the only food they have to consume is the colorful squid-shaped tumors that grow from a mentally disturbed woman’s body.”   Ah.     “After a major breakup with his ex-boyfriend, Adam… Read more →