I Know A Guy

(07:58:38 PM) tsewell: I need a good pair of pliers (07:58:50 PM) me: hm. that i don’t have, but setups would. (07:58:52 PM) tsewell: The alternative is that I can just remove the top of the desk itself. (07:58:57 PM) me: lol (07:59:02 PM) me: rlong has a leatherman (07:59:03 PM) me: big enough? (07:59:09 PM) tsewell: Not sure. (07:59:12… Read more →

LiveJournal Post from 2008

I’m going through and adding some of the LJ posts I want to keep to my other blog, and came across this one, which will be appreciated by many here:   Things We Are Not Allowed to Do in the IT Industry August 15th, 2008 (04:20 am) Tags: funny Scott R. sent me this link today. I rofl’d. It’s Monday,… Read more →

You did what, now?

Right, so – sometimes the people on my team are just wonderful and amazing. And sometimes, I wonder how they have managed to get this far in life without killing themselves doing something dumb. Name withheld to protect the doofus: Him: so I was messing around a few nights ago. I will sometimes just google random things and just get… Read more →

My Team Are So Thoughtful

Regarding a highly-argumentative customer, with whom I had to become stern: [15:34]  zpreuss She never got back to you lol [15:35]  edarling I KNOW [15:35]  fuck [15:35]  I WANTED TO FIGHT SOME MORE [15:35]  zpreuss That is honestly the worst feeling [15:35]  edarling now i have fight blueballs :disappointed: [15:36]  zpreuss Want me… Read more →

Gullibility

I am a bad person.   11:15PM lkreft How do you feel about vegetables? me: terrified. i had a really traumatic experience with a rutabaga when i was four.  lkreft: Well nevermind then.   me: worse, i lived in the middle of a cornfield for 18 years. you don’t escape that shit unscathed. and don’t get me started on…… Read more →

Words. Bad, Bad Words.

[23:37]  roberlin So I just learned that apparently ⁠⁠irregardless⁠⁠ actually is a word. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. [23:42]  jsinger “if the word doesn’t exist, just make it up.” – Billiam Shakespeare [23:42]  edarling this is a nasty rabbit hole down which we do not have time to go. [23:42]  jsinger What… Read more →

Our new business endeavor

(09:28:34 PM) tkillian: We should make our own bakery (09:28:44 PM) tkillian: and sell happy cupcakes that make people happy (09:28:58 PM) tkillian: secret ingredient is Viagra (09:29:00 PM) edarling: caitlin can help (09:29:01 PM) edarling: oh (09:29:22 PM) tkillian: made with a little extra love :heart: (09:29:49 PM) nmiller: pinch of molly (09:30:03 PM) tkillian: Molly and Viagra (09:30:13… Read more →